Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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