thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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