Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You need a sexual gate keeper
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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