Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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