what if every blade of grass was a penis?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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