Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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