did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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