Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I intend to get homeless drunk
it was like having sex with a tree stump
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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You. Win. At. Life.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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