it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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