I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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