What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
