she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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