My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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