Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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