Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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