I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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