Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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