Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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