ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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