haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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