roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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