**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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