I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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