it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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