VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
