alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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