Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
