she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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