He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
