Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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