hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Are my feet made of real feet?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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