I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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