we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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