He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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