Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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