tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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