It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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