I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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