i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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