thus making me awesome and them whores
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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