the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
high people should be assigned attendants
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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