Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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