Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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