If you die in college, do you die in real life?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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