are you so shy because you have an std?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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