1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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