Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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