Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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