Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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