obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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