Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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